We have a few questions. CONVERSATION STARTERS

FOOD

Is cereal soup? Why or why not?

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?

If you could rename any fruit or vegetable, what would you call it? What would you call a potato? An apple? A cauliflower? A peach? Cantaloupe?

Would you rather have edible spaghetti hair that regrows every night or sweat (not sweet) maple syrup?

ANIMALS

What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?

Would you rather know the history of every object you touched or be able to talk to animals?

How many chickens would it take to scare an elephant?

If you were stuck in the woods and all the animals were friendly, which one would you hang out with?

Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?

Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?

Would you rather be able to talk to land animals, animals that fly, or animals that live under the water?

RANDOM

Would you rather be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day?

What would you do if you could fly for a day?

What’s invisible but you wish people could see?

If you were a superhero, what would your power be and what would you be called?

What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?

What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?

What is something that everyone looks funny doing?

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?

If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?

If you had the power to shrink anything and take it with you, what would you do with it?

Would you rather never be able to wear pants or never be able to wear shorts?

Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?

What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?

What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?

What would some fairy tales be like if they took place in the present and included modern technology and culture?

If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

If you could make a rule for a day and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?

Would you rather thirty butterflies instantly appear from nowhere every time you sneeze or one very angry squirrel appear from nowhere every time you cough?